If It Don't Make Dollars, It Don't Make Sense

Just the musings of a girl with daddy issues trying to make it through a world full of the emotionally expectant .

You fucking work five days to enjoy two. I don’t know if you gamble, but them’s shit odds.

—Doug Stanhope (via fancybidet)

(via the1janitor)

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

(via vvankinq)

caketier:

tilthingsarebrighter:

"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”

OOHOHOHOOOOOOO OHO OHO O OHOHOO O OHO OH O HO OH OOHH HO WHATCHA GON DO NOW SON

caketier:

tilthingsarebrighter:

"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"

Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.

You know why she’s not even touching it?

I said “no.”

OOHOHOHOOOOOOO OHO OHO O OHOHOO O OHO OH O HO OH OOHH HO WHATCHA GON DO NOW SON

(Source: astaraelweeps, via pleasestayforinfinity)

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

(via premiedonna)


“When the Japanese repair broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something has suffered damage and has a history, it becomes more beautiful.”

“When the Japanese repair broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something has suffered damage and has a history, it becomes more beautiful.”

(via sincerely-campbell)